horribluh
horribluh

moshang for me is like, literal decades of mutual pining but make it stupid -> feelings realization a la airplane extras but it probably takes them at least 2 months to do anything about it -> terrible first time -> almost break up bc of the terrible first time -> annoying codependent couple no one wants to sit next to

sqh is on that fearing for his life to consort pipeline with no idea how he got there. mbj has fucked up this human/demon courtship for too long and kinda just wants to get married and smash now. somehow sqh still thinks mbj will leave him any second, meanwhile mbj is like violently simping for him in the corner. they need couples counseling. 0 communication skills. pda kings. the hamster banana meme. cant stop thinking about them

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celtic-catgirl
celtic-catgirl

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“We have come to say farewell to you our lovely wives and let you know that tomorrow we depart on a manly journey to become the stoic warriors providers and protectors for our families…”

“You can just say you want to have a one on one fishing trip…you don’t have to recite the fucking Odyssey every time you plan a guy’s trip…”

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